(updated 8 Jul 03)  

Top Ten Excuses When Your Boss Finds Porno On Your Office Computer
(Suggested by ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

10. Well...it was this or solitaire, and you KNOW how addictive solitaire can be. (MedCheryl@aol.com)

9. It was a test... to see how long it took the Network Administrator to find it! (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

8. Well, Boss when you said to look for the bottom line...I, of course, went to Bottoms.com!! (Briancd34@aol.com)

7. I just noticed it myself and I was gonna tell you right after I got off...er... I mean, logged off! (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

6. I was busy trying to disprove the rumor that your wife is on here. (BPaul317@aol.com)

5. Well...if we can't have the freedom to admire the essence of the female physique, then the terrorists will have already won. (MedCheryl@aol.com)

4. I swear, on the search engine when I typed "the penis mightier than the sword", I meant to put a space between "pen" and "is". (Kluginator@aol.com)

3. Trying to book The Who for our company picnic. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

2. Explain that you are always looking for techniques to work your way to the top, and at the same time, please the people under you. (tireddebb@aol.com)

Sometimes the best approach is honesty...

1. You needed a raise, and he couldn't give you one. (tackajoey@aol.com)