(updated 8 Jul 05)  

Top Ten Things You Hate About Your Parents Getting Old
(Topic suggested by StickyPickle@aol.com)

10. You can't slap 'em around like you used to without feeling a twinge of guilt! (BRE727@aol.com)

9. Nobody believes you anymore when you say you're in your twenties. (lacee7700@aol.com)

8. My brothers and sisters keep taking the stickers with my name on them off the antiques and replacing them with their own. (Chick65@aol.com)

7. They can't chew the dry dog food anymore and the wet stuff is too expensive. (muck55@aol.com)

6. My wife and I had to cancel "naked Tuesdays" after my parents moved in. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

5. Blasting the easy listening station during "Stairway to Heaven". (wintermaza@hotmail.com)

4. It's going to be hard for all three of us to live on a pension check. (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

3. Even MORE "good old days" they drone on about. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

2. Bathing mom is just not as appealing as it was when she was 35. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Yeah...just try NOT visualizing it now...

1. Now it's even MORE repulsive to imagine them doing it. (rayj0109@gmail.com)

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