(updated 8 Oct 05)  

Top Ten Perks To Having Lived Past Lives

Well, I haven't done this in a while...so I threw in an extra. Maybe this'll make up for all those Shirley MacLaine ones every other person sent that I didn't pick.

11. There's the chance that at least one of them didn't suck. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

10. You're not lying when you say "Been there...done that". (watch4whales@yahoo.com; nstn@statefarm.com)

9. It makes name dropping much more interesting! (IR2Odie@aol.com)

8. You can accurately point out errors in Merchant-Ivory movies! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

7. 3000 years of compounded interest! Woohoo! (Now if only I can get the First Bank of Mesopotamia to believe me...) (murdoctor@aol.com)

6. You have a snappy comeback for "Who died and left YOU boss". "Well,..I did!". (rayj0109@gmail.com)

5. Identity theft is no big deal. (eleman8859@aol.com)

4. You get a thrill every time you make use of that indoor plumbing. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

3. Easier to pad your resume. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

2. 200 years ago Rolling Stones concerts were a lot cheaper. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Well, I was planning to do just that when I go thru my second one...

1. Able to bore your grandchildren with tales of more than one childhood. (HerzogVon@aol.com)