(updated 9 Apr 05)  

Top Ten Titles for Camilla if Prince Charles Becomes King
(Topic suggested by Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Oh...what the heck...it's a somewhat grand momentous occasion...here's 15 of them...

15. The Princehorse of Wales (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

14. She Who Must Be Obeyed (freeloosedirt@gmail.com)

13. Queen Elizabitch (guitartexn@aol.com)

12. Secretariat of State (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

11. Pretender to the Scone (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

10. How about "Best Lay in the World." Obviously, he ain't in it for the looks, and he's had experience with looks. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com)

9. The Duchess of Fugly (LouMizzou@yahoo.com; Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

8. Queen Camel-lot (thereinlies@aol.com)

7. Her Royal Lowness (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

6. Camilla Parker Bowles-Charles but you can call me Her Majesty the Princess of Wales, Princess Consort, Queen of the United Kingdom and Australia. But my friends just call me Lucky Bitch. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

5. The Royal Mount (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

4. The Second Lady (SSJskittle@gmail.com)

3. Most likely what everyone calls her: "The Steve Buscemi of England" (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

2. Best in Show (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Neigh...I hear she's actually rather nice...

1. The Royal Nag (lynder_mh@yahoo.com)