(updated 9 Aug 03)  

Top Ten Rejected Gay-Oriented TV Shows

10. Married...With Children...In Canada (brentbdavis@hotmail.com)

9. The Dick and Dyke Show (Airfarcewon; murdoctor@aol.com)

8. Alternative Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous (murdoctor@aol.com; amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

7. Bridget Loves Bernice (astae@paonline.com)

6. 'Innuendo' with your hosts Christopher Lowell and Richard Simmons (kamasushi@aol.com)

5. JAG: Don't Ask, Don't Tell (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

4. Little One-bedroom-studio-loft-with-a-fabulous-view-of-the-theater-district on the Prairie (monetmonet@artlover.com)

3. Anus and Andy (FPARSONS@YAHOO.COM)

2. While You Were Out...of the Closet (Sudonim@doppelganger.com)

Hmmm...the original working title of "Will & Grace"?...

1. Beaver? Leave it! (murdoctor@aol.com)