(updated 9 Mar 03)  

Top Ten Titles for Madonna's Children's Books
(Topic Suggested by TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)

10. The Little Virgin Who Would! (L1061S@go.com)

9. Harry Prodder (vlmp713@aol.com)

8. Why I Think Courtney Loves' a Bad Mother (The "Don't Throw Stones" Edition) (Belushimcc@yahoo.com)

7. No Sex Please, We're Now British (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

6. Twenty Thousand Legs Under the Sheet (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

5. Lourdes of the Rings (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

4. Are You There Rod(man)? It's Me, Madonna (uzdkar@aol.com)

3. The Voyeur Adventures of Tom Saw Ya (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

2. James and the Giant P**** (laugh@starpower.net)

Of course, she will use her pseudonym..."Dr. Leuss"...

1. Hop on Top (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

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