(updated 7 Feb 04)  

Top Ten Rejected Slogans From the Alabama Tourist Board
(Topic suggested by chough3499@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

Visit Alabama - The same night life as Mars, only less expensive to get here! (RWich928@aol.com)

Alabama, Smart People are Welcome Too!! (m.giunta@comcast.net)

Home of unclaimed baggage. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

We put the "Shun" in educashun. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Alabama: terrorists would never attack here. (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net)

All the natural beauty and history as before with only half the racism. (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

The Civil War is Over -- We're Civil Now. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Alabama: We're Number One! (of States listed alphabetically) (rod.renner@juno.com)

The only reason we don't wear shoes is because the local Payless doesn't stock Blahniks! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

If you think The Crimson Tide is some sorta laundry detergent, keep yore Yankee ass ta' home! (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Bring your wife and sister, she deserves it. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

You have to pass through somewhere. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Visit Alabama. We just ranked 49th in the number of human rabies cases! (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Remember the Alabamo! (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Everything you've ever wanted... with grits. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Put your trailer up on blocks and stay a while. (jbray4@adelphia.net)