(updated 13 Jul 04)  

Top Ten Alien Pick-up Lines
(Topic suggested by monetmonet@artlover.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

"Your mouth says 'no' but my horrible brain contorting death-agreement ray says 'yes'." (wtlegis@yahoo.com)

I've been looking for love in Alderaan places. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

"So.... how much grain alcohol is it necessary for the males of your species to add to your bloodstream in order to make you compliant enough to allow access to your genitalia?" (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"Are there any more like you at home, but with two heads?" (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

"Has anyone ever told you that...you have the prettiest red, orange, yellow, and periwinkle blue eyes ever seen?" (sis15oktt@aol.com)

"I give good heads." (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"Hey mamacita, I can get you across the border without getting caught by the feds, if you're a good kisser." (You didn't say what KIND of aliens!) (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"I'll make the Earth move for you." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"Is that a cigar-shaped object in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" (deweyever@attbi.com)

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I erase your memory again?" (deweyever@attbi.com)

"If I said I came here to check out Uranus would you hold it against me?" (jdh@ja-ad.com)

"You're so pretty that all four of my hearts are racing." (tphyll@aol.com)

"How about a REALLY close encounter?" (tphyll@aol.com)

"What to join the stratosphere-high club?" (dorr@jam.rr.com)

"Would you like to see Neverland ranch, young man?" (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com)

"Say, got any Andorian in you? No? Would you like some?" (dorr@jam.rr.com)

"So...you conquer here often?" (scalpel@aol.com)

(Landing in Germany) "Take me to your lederhosen!" (RasGold@cox.net)