(updated 21 Jul 05)  

Top Ten Little Known CIA Secrets

The Ones That Almost Made It:

Dangerous space aliens are alive and well and disguised as human females, thusly explaining why men never do or will understand them. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

After 33 years of exhaustive investigation, they think that Linda Lovelace might be Deep Throat. (skibip@aol.com)

Saddam Hussein actually turned HIMSELF in for the reward money and is now being allowed to invest it in Bush's secret 'Deposed Dictator's Social Security Stock Option Retirement Plan'. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Dancing With the Stars" was originally used to torture prisoners in Gitmo. (manpretty@gmail.com)

The President of the United States has been a well crafted Muppet since JFK. (randy@randypeterman.com)

Paychecks playfully made out in invisible ink. (rayj0109@gmail.com)