(updated 5 Jul 04)  

Top Ten Signs Your Psychologist/Psychiatrist Is Crazy
(Topic suggested by Imsmiles@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

His favorite drink: Gin and Cata-tonic. (maxcel200@aol.com)

The couch has nails on it. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Diagnosed me as an "annoying little shit" and prescribed Pepto Bismol. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

She keeps asking the other members of my "group" what they think; I'm in INDIVIDUAL therapy. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

He has MAD magazine in his waiting room. For God's sake, isn't that proof enough?! (HerzogVon@aol.com)

At the end of your session, she says "No, go on... this is interesting and I won't charge you overtime." (atwright73@yahoo.com)

You see him in line at the pharmacy getting exactly the same medication you are getting. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

His idea of shock therapy is showing naked pictures of fat people. (m.giunta@comcast.net)

You both bought your Freudian slips at Victoria's secret. (maxcel200@aol.com)

He doesn't think I need to be there. (L1061S@go.com)

He asks, "And how does that make you feel?" and you're just about to answer when you realize he was talking to the rhododendron. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)