(updated 21 Mar 03)  

Top Ten Pickup Lines In An Insane Asylum

The Ones That Almost Made It:

Hi. Mind if I give you a Freudian slip of my tongue? (guitartexn@aol.com)

You're drivin' me sane, Baby! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Call me crazy, but you look splendid in that gown when its all open on the back. (deezzine@aol.com)

You have the most beautiful vacant stare in your eyes. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)

You're the only girl that all my personalities agree they like. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

Maybe it's th e lobotomy talking, but maybe it's the lobotomy talking. (casstigator@yahoo.com)

You + me + my 12 personalities = orgy (Mistahtom@aol.com)

My room's got mattresses from floor to ceiling...wanna try them out? (deezzine@aol.com)

I'm an Aquarium. How about you? (toohip4rm@aol.com)

The electroshock therapy is nothing compared to the charge I get from being with you (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

I'd rather have you 'full frontal' on top of me than a frontal lobotomy. (casstigator@yahoo.com)

Is that a bi or straight-jacket? (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

I think the voices in your head and the voices in my head could make some beautiful music. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Several of my personalities find you VERY attractive. (chharget@aol.com)