(updated 4 Jun 03)  

Top Ten Signs You Picked a Bad Auto Insurance Company
(Suggested by InsuranceLawyer@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

Slogan is "You crash for cash". (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

The word "maybe" appears 168 times in the policy brochure. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Lizzy Grubman appears in their ads as a celebrity endorser. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

The "what we don't pay for" booklet is 3 inches thick. (Jeriandgeo@aol.com)

Insurance card says "In case of accident tell the other motorist that you are Halle Berry". (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

You can afford it. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

The company's motto is: "We're here for you, until you need us." (murdoctor@aol.com)

After an accident you read the policy and find that there's an exclusion for any accident involving a motor vehicle. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

The hold music for their claims department is maniacal laughter. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)