(updated 30 Nov 05)  

Top Ten Proposed New 'New Jersey' Slogans


The Ones That Almost Made It:

Jersey: We make DC look good (edprocoat@msn.com)

New Jersey: Whatta you lookin' at? (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com; murdoctor@aol.com)

If it was good enough for Frank and Bruce..it's good enough for yous' (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Way better than Old Jersey (archerjoe@hotmail.com; edprocoat@msn.com)

Sure, it's the Garden State..but don't dig too deep (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Welcome to New Jersey, that will be $.75 please. (manpretty@gmail.com)

New Jersey- A Safe Distance from Kansas (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

All the crime of New York but with more affordable housing (shep@compascable.net)

New Jersey: The fastest way from New York City to Philadelphia (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Home of the Great Martian Invasion (1938) (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Protection money now accepted through Paypal (shep@compascable.net)

Home of the highest hair in the 80's (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

If you touch that gas pump, we'll beat you with it. It's all full-service in Jersey, jackass! (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

NJ: Home of the Statue of Liberty. That's right, ya dumbass New Yawkers, it's on our side of the freakin' harbor. (cdmauger@aol.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Those New York skyscrapers? Just a lot of overcompensation for a lot of small penises (tpanner@hotmail.com)

You'll feel glad you made it out alive. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Our state will take your breath away -- literally! (monacof@bellsouth.net)

New Jersey: Not pretty enough to be Pennsylvania, not exciting enough to be New York. (skibip@aol.com)

New Jersey - Remember, no matter where you are in New Jersey, it shouldn't take more than two and a half hours to get out. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

New Jersey, it's so much more than New York's garbage dump... (dorr@jam.rr.com)

You missed the exit. Tough shit. (belleringer1@hotmail.com)

You call it "pollution." We call it "Textured Atmosphere." (belleringer1@hotmail.com)

Not Just "North Delaware" Anymore! (cdmauger@aol.com)

New Jersey: We've Got Hoffa! (cdmauger@aol.com)

New Jersey, subject of a million one liners. (edprocoat@msn.com)

No Natural Disasters! Everything is Man-Made! (deweywins@yahoo.com)

Visit Scenic New Jersey. Ya douchebag. (cdmauger@aol.com)

Needles haven't rolled up on our shores in almost 20 years. (jrgracey1@aol.com)