(updated 9 Mar 03)  

Top Ten Titles for Madonna's Children's Books
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The Ones That Almost Made It:

Dickin' Jane (LeisSuit@aol.com)

Desperately Seeking Better Parents (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

Stuffing Your Training Bra and Other Hints For Little Girls With Pop-Star Dreams (Profishgyd@aol.com)

Mommy Has Another Sleepover (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

Whip Van Rinkle (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

My Kids Are Rich, Why Aren't You? (uzdkar@aol.com)

The Cat In The Black Leather Bustier (grumpchong@aol.com)

Like a Virgin? Hopefully You Still *Are* a Virgin (RasGold@aol.com)

Time To Learn Four Letter Words (jbray4@adelphia.net)

Horton Hears a Ho! (LeisSuit@aol.com)