(updated 12 Feb 05)  

Top Ten Ways to Keep Mardi Gras Family Oriented

The Ones That Almost Made It:

Have Barney sing....I love you, you love me, now show me your big boobies (mjgiunta@adelphia.net)

Hurricanes served in Juice Boxes (mjgiunta@adelphia.net; jbray4@adelphia.net)

All children must wear Mardi Gras mask that have no eye holes.... you want beads don't you? (Jsalava@charter.net)

Security officers to dress as Teletubbies. (jbray4@adelphia.net)

Police may only use Wiffleball bats during beat-downs. (amfpsych@aol.com)

For the tough love crowd, tell your kids if they screw up, Mardi Gras will mean "Fat Lipday." (humorbear@aol.com)

Make beads big enough to cover boobs. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Forget that! Leave the kids and wife at home! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Play Hop Scotch on Bourbon Street (maxcel200@aol.com)