(updated 1 Oct 05)  

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked
(Topic suggested by MedCheryl@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

"Oh, we'll SEE which of them are real blondes!" (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Boss has asked you to display more spunk. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

No chance of being embarrassed by leaving your fly open. (shep@peoplepc.com)

Nothing says 'Casual Friday' better than being ready for casual sex. (mr_didgers@hotmail.com; MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

You really ARE irreplaceable, and want to prove it. (scalpel@aol.com)

Finally have a place to put all those annoying "POST IT" memos. (rltowler@aol.com)

So your boss can tell that you REALLY ARE EXCITED about getting the Peterson account. (richdiandkids@optonline.net; nstn@statefarm.com)

Your name is Bill Clinton. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

People will finally take me seriously when I whine about my thighs & tush. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

Can push the elevator button without first putting down Briefcase or PDA. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Finally, ladies will never have to worry about the notorious visible panty line. (IR2Odie@aol.com)

It will save time the next time the big wigs decide to screw me. (fparsons@yahoo.com)