(updated 27 Aug 04)  

Top Ten Olympic Pick-up Lines

The Ones That Almost Made It:

"Wanna see two that are steroid-free?" (paracletus3@aol.com)

"Hey, honey, do you have any idea where I can put my shot?" (Leojazzles@aol.com)

"I could have won the gold in swimming but this bulge in my swimsuit was causing too much drag." (rampage1984@msn.com)

"Is it true that Bronze have more fun?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"I've got news for you, honey. That's NOT a relay baton." (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

"C'mon baby....I'm tired of the clean & jerk." (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"After I stick this landing, can I stick you?" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Run here often....?" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com; sheafitz1@netscape.com)

"My torch burns for you constantly, too." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"Could I interest you in a non-tainted urine sample?" (Hey - it worked for me at the '96 Atlanta games!) (razcactus@netzero.com)

"I just stopped in here to see if there were any fast women..." (paracletus3@aol.com)

"I'm a long distance man." (TheWhineCritic@aol.com)

"Hey, baby, I won the pole vault, and with no additional equipment, if you get my drift." (tberry@industhard.com)

"I've got muscles in places you never even dreamed of." (julie@blackbox.elsewhere.org)

"We should practice an alternate routine for your floor exercise." (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

"Nice breaststroke. You would have won if the others hadn't used their arms." (dusky_14@yahoo.com)

"A horse isn't the only thing I'm good at riding." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Hey, baby...I'd really like to pick you up. No, I mean really pick you up." (craigieb@aol.com)

"Yo, Sweetheart! I'm not doing anything tonight during the Gold Medal Round." - Any US Men's 2004 Basketball Team member. (deweyever@attbi.com)