(updated 15 Dec 04)  

Top Ten Slogans For Paris Hilton's New Fragrance
(Not Names...Slogans)
(Topic suggested by Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

You have to spend a fortune to smell this cheap. (j.nalick@verizon.net)

Because sometimes just dressing like a skank is too subtle. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

If you've never smelled my little Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, after a rain storm, you can smell her now! (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Paris: A fragrance that will be gone before you know it. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Now you don't have to be rich to smell like a cheap whore. (smmfd1@aol.com)

Why say "slut" when our new fragrance can do it for you? (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

For those nights when you want to curl up with your favorite someone, a glass of Perrier Jouët and a good video... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Blondes have more funk. (res0dmc2@verizon.net)

The name whispers "Paris," the fragrance screams "Whore." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Buy it, don't buy it. I don't care, I got my Granddaddy's money. (endocrom@aol.com)

For when you feel like making a movie....not dinner!!! (L1061S@go.com)

Now you don't have to act like a whore to smell like one!! (gmg247@yahoo.com)