(updated 17 Apr 05)  

Top Ten Clues That Your Brand New Girlfriend Is A 'Party Girl'
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

Bedroom mini-fridge filled with nothing but whipped cream and Stoli. (jbray4@adelphia.net)

She knows what the inside of a cake looks like. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"You would have to remind me of the good old days." (WJKbase@aol.com)

She's not so much your "girlfriend" as "the chick who gets drunk by 7 o'clock every day and so will have sex with you." (changetion@gmail.com)

She's blonde. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

You just read the official rules of lawn darts and there's no mention of naked people on a tire swing. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Her "Save a Virgin: Do Me Instead" T-shirt. (TheWhineCritic@aol.com)

Upon closer inspection, the "design" on her bedpost is actually several hundred hand-made notches. (tainsam@aol.com)