(updated 24 Jun 03)  

Top Ten Things Overheard Waiting In The Harry Potter Book Line

The Ones That Almost Made It:

I know every line of all the books. I can't believe the release date of the new book fell on my 35th Birthday! (KatSut78@aol.com)

Pretty sad commentary when a kid is Potter trained before they're potty trained. (skibip@aol.com)

So tell me again about this Hermione chick...is she the one with the Golden Snatch? (MedCheryl@aol.com)

Pot-TER?? I thought this was the line for the pot-TY! (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

By the time I get "The Phoenix"...The price will be risin'.. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)