(updated 14 Jul 05)  

Top Ten Redneck Pick-up Lines

The Ones That Almost Made It:

I put the 'hick' in 'hickey', darlin'....! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

My dad and my uncle like to watch us making out,..so whattya say the three of us go back to my place? (rayj0109@gmail.com)

You know, you look just like your mama did at your age. I should know, I married her. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

I'm drunk enough to think you're pretty if you're drunk enough to think I'm rich. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

You know, 10 states across the south have accused me of this but if you ask me, its YOU that makes the "moon shine". (rayj0109@gmail.com)

Sure it's Okie Dokie with my wife..she's always tellin' me to go out and take out the trash! (maxcel200@aol.com)

I put a Firebird front end on my Camaro. You wanna see? (scalpel@aol.com)

Motel? Hell, I got six perfectly good pickups on blocks in my back yard! (Skibip@aol.com)

My Momma has some big ol floppy boobies too, but yers sho dew stay in that tube top a lot betta! (stickypickle@aol.com)