(updated 16 Aug 03)  

Top Ten Advantages To Getting Married In Space

The Ones That Almost Made It:

No bride ever looked skanky with a space helmet on. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Get to go "around the world" at bachelor party. (chharget@aol.com)

It's easy to forget to pack extra oxygen for your mother-in-law-to-be. (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

Nobody can make you do the chicken dance. (chharget@aol.com)

You can tell people that your reception was "out of this world." (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com; MedCheryl@aol.com)

There is no chance of rain. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

You can really get some yardage on that bouquet toss! (StanYan1@aol.com)