(updated 5 Jul 03)  

Top Ten Slogans For TNN's Men's Channel

The Ones That Almost Made It:

TNN...For the Breast in Men's Entertainment (tireddebb@aol.com)

Here's some T & A gravy for all you couch potatoes out there. (chefrandy@charter.net)

Have the Windex handy, as your screen will drip testoserone (RWich928@aol.com)

Repels 99.9% of wives ... guaranteed! (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

We'll Show You the Reason They Call It the BOOB TUBE (trlymurph@aol.com)

We have plenty of vitamin B3 - beer, babes, bikinis. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Because we know that tractors aren't all you want to pull. (StanYan1@aol.com)