(updated 7 May 03)  

Top Ten Unlikely T-Shirt Sayings
(Topic suggested by junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

I have $50 in my back pocket. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

I HAVE THE SMALLEST PEE WEE!! (Mobuckler@aol.com)

YES! I married this bitch! (sexnbaklava@aol.com)

Necrophilia.. when Viagra just won't do. (sexnbaklava@aol.com)

Hussein/bin Laden 2004! (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

If you're close enough to read this T-shirt, you've probably passed out from the smell. (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

My wife's an ecologist..She sees a mouse and goes, "Eek! Eek!" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

You Must Be THIS Handsome (picture of Ben Affleck) to Get Into My Panties (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Thank You For Ogling My Boobs (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

The Old Man of the Mountain---nothing lasts as long (smmfd1@aol.com)

Mommy's Little Bargaining Chip in Divorce Court (stjarna55@hotmail.com)

No bell on my hat...No bell on my shoes...No door bell...I should win the "No Bell" Prize! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

(front) What's the difference between a shirt and what you look like? (back) "R" (mattcstone@mail.com)

"Men Without Hats World Tour 2003" (Samohtfm@aol.com)