(updated 31 Jan 04)  

Top Ten Signs Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Taking Way Too Much 'Viagra For Women'
(Topic suggested by Polaris75@aol.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It:

You notice she starts using some words unusually often and pronouncing them with unusual emphasis. Like, "My it's HOT out today. The grass sure was WET when I went on my LONG, HARD walk this morning." (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

She starts doing six loads of laundry every day. (m.giunta@comcast.net)

You get your bank statement and notice several checks to the pool boy......and you don't have a pool. (Polaris75@aol.com)

You get out of the car to pump gas, and when you get back in, her hair is messed up and she's out of breath. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Has the Naval Fleet arrival dates circled in red on your calendar. (bongobill0767@aol.com)

Used to admire Laura Bush; now admires Catherine the Great. (jbray4@adelphia.net)

"Honey? Have you seen my cordless drill?" "Yes, Dear. It's on the night stand." (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

She starts hiding from you the porn you thought you were hiding from her. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Recently, she started going horseback riding for six hours every day. (GrandpaGabe@aol.com)

There's not one damn battery in the house, "honey have you seen my car battery?" (lsamarri@aol.com)

Ron Jeremy has just become "really attractive". (stargl@aol.com)

You keep finding the shower massage on the "TURBO TUNDRA" setting.... (redbarron1010@aol.com)

She spends $17,000 to have the orgasmtron implanted. (wbre98@aol.com)