(updated 21 Feb 05)  

Top Ten Things Said at the Westminster Dog Show That Sound Nasty...But Aren't


The Ones That Almost Made It:

See how nicely that bitch leads her master. (amfpsych@aol.com)

I tell you, when I need her to obey, my bitch always comes through. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

"I'll do your bitch when I'm finished with Mr. Simon's bitch." (overheard from the assigned groomer at the show) (guitartexn@aol.com)

Wow! I'd love to see her puppies! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Mr. William often strokes his dachshund between events. (cdmauger@aol.com)

Maria Livermore is well-known as a skillful handler who prefers male dogs. (kayladykay@aol.com)

Boy, that is one big Puli! (acidbrat@aol.com)

That's a hairy Cocker! (freeloosedirt@gmail.com)

"That bitch was in top form last night, Malcolm." "Oh, I agree Ronald. No other bitch did it better." (MrsMikeyDee@aol.com)

He can be a little hard to handle sometimes but once he gets in front of an audience, he's a born performer. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)