Terms of Service
HumorMeOnline.com (the Site) is intended for your personal entertainment, information, education and communication. Please feel free to browse the Site; however, your access and use of the Site is subject to the following terms of service ("Terms of Service") and all applicable laws. By accessing and browsing the Site, you accept, without limitation or qualification, the Terms of Service. Please note that this Site and the services offered are only open to users 18 years of age or older. If you do not agree with all of the following Terms of Service, please do not use this Site.
If you send us any creative materials, including creative suggestions, ideas, notes, drawings, concepts or other information or if you transmit to the Site by electronic mail or otherwise, communications including any data, questions, comments, suggestions, or the like (collectively, the "Information"), the Information shall be deemed, and shall remain, the property of HumorMeOnline.com. None of the Information shall be subject to any obligation of confidence on the part of HumorMeOnline.com and HumorMeOnline.com shall not be liable for any use or disclosure of any Information. HumorMeOnline.com shall exclusively own any now known or hereafter existing rights to the Information of every kind and nature throughout the universe and shall be entitled to unrestricted use of the Information for any purpose whatsoever, commercial or otherwise, without compensation to the provider of the Information.
Use of Materials Contained on this Site
The Site contains material that is derived in whole or in part from material supplied by HumorMeOnline.com and other sources, and is protected by U.S. and international copyright and trademark laws. No material (including but not limited to the text, images, audio and/or video) and no software (including but not limited to any images or files incorporated in or generated by the software or data accompanying such software) (individually and collectively the "Materials") may be copied, reproduced, republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way or decompiled, reverse engineered or disassembled, except that you may download one copy of the Materials on any single computer for your personal, non-commercial home use only, provided you keep intact all copyright and other proprietary notices. Modification of the Materials or use of the Materials for any other purpose is a violation of HumorMeOnline.com's or such other sources' copyright, trademark and other proprietary rights. The use of any such Materials on any other web site or networked computer environment without HumorMeOnline.com's express written consent is prohibited. Site content is protected via traceable digital watermarking/copyrighting.
Limitation of Liability/Disclaimer
Your use and browsing of the Site is at your risk. If you are dissatisfied with any of the Materials contained in the Site, or with any of these Terms of Service, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue accessing and using the Site.
HumorMeOnline.com also assumes no responsibility, and shall not be liable for any damages to, or viruses that may infect, your computer equipment or other property on account of your access to, use of, or browsing in the Site or your downloading of any Materials from the Site. HumorMeOnline.com does not warrant or make any representations of any kind or nature with respect to the Materials. Therefore, you are responsible for compliance with local laws, if and to the extent local laws are applicable.
HumorMeOnline.com is not responsible for any damages or deaths resulting from a prize received from playing any contest(s). Prizes may contain small objects which may be ingested (or who knows what else) by children, people who like to put things in their orifaces, and/or animals, and it is your responsibility to keep them away from said individuals and animals at all times. I cannot foresee what else you could possibly use a prize for which may inflict bodily or other harm, but if you do...it is your responsibility. In other words, if you accept a prize, you are assuming all liability in regards to said prize...forever.
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless, HumorMeOnline.com, its affiliates, and their respective officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors, representatives, and third party providers to the Site from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, resulting from any violation of these Terms of Service by you. HumorMeOnline reserves the right to assume, at its sole expense, the exclusive defense and control of any matter subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will fully cooperate with HumorMeOnline in asserting any available defenses.
Termination of the Service
HumorMeOnline.com may terminate the Site or any services included on or through the Site at any time with or without cause or notice. HumorMeOnline reserves the right to restrict or deny/terminate access to the Site to any party based on improper conduct. Improper conduct is defined as, but not limited to, any person or persons creating a disturbance which HumorMeOnline deems improper or not in accordance with the overall good of the Site, or any sections of HumorMeOnline which may be accessed from the Site, i.e., main Site, forum, message boards, etc. Such termination shall be at the sole discretion of HumorMeOnline. HumorMeOnline shall not be liable to any party for such termination.
HumorMeOnline reserves the right to change these Terms Of Service at any time.