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HMO Prize Vault
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HMO Prize Vault
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We have posted a few more prizes below...please bear in mind that RA points will never increase, but chances are we might lower the "prices" even further as the RA year goes on...well, unless someone donates a car to us or something. ;)
If you have any prizes you'd like to donate to us, please let us know beforehand as we pay for all postage ourselves and the heavier/bulkier an item is the more it would cost us, plus we would have to approve all prizes based on content as well. If you do have something you'd like to give us, we certainly would love to hear from you. Many of the prizes you see here have been generously donated to us and we appreciate it immensely. Just send all requests to send prizes to feedback@humormeonline.com and please put "Prize Donation" in the subject line.
To claim a prize, please read the rules following the prize list (below). Please note: If you do not put "Prize Claim" in the subject line you risk not having your mail read or having it lost with thousands of other emails I have - never to be located again. Seriously, I have thousands of emails and they have to be categorized somehow for easy retrieval...and this is how I do it.
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Only available to Tweak Contest Winners
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Origami (Choose one from our list)
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200
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Potlatch 2002: Comics to Benefit the CBLDF (Comic Book Legal Defense Fund)
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300
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Project Gutenberg Books on CD (contains 10,000 +/- 1,000 books)
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500
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DVD: Corpse Vanishes
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500
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DVD: The Ghoul
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500
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DVD: How to Begin Yoga
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500
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DVD: Gorillas From the Heart of Darkness (as seen on National Geographic)
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500
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DVD: The Shari Show...featuring Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop (yes, before there ever was Barney there actually was real children's entertainment)
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500
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DVD: 2 movies you've probably never seen beore with Hollywood legends...Vivien Leigh in 'Anna Karenina' and Bette Davis in 'Hell's House'
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500
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DVD: Jam-packed with more Australian 'two-steppers' than you can shake a stick at...well at least shake a stick at for long
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500
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DVD: 'Gamera' stars in this theatrical gem sure to make you (and your whole family) wince out of sync in delight
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500
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Page Pets Pink Dog Bookmark
(approx 4" tall) |
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500
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Fluttering Friends Yellow/White Dragonfly Bookmark
(approx 7 1/2" tall) |
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600
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3 oz Dixie Cup Dispenser (if we can ever locate it again)
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600
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Paper Buffet Cocktail Party Set (12 wine tags & 12 coasters) by Boston Warehouse Trading Corp.
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700
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Set of Two 10" Steak Knives (total length of knife is 10" - not just blade) by Royal Norfolk Cutlery
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700
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Natural Balance Tote Bag (approximately 12"x13" - made of some type of infused paper/plastic-like material - nylon handle)
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750
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DVD: The Scarlet Pimpernel
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750
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DVD: Bruce Li's Exit the Dragon - Enter the Tiger
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750
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DVD: 4 Movies from John Wayne:
The Dawn Rider Blue Steel The man from Utah The Lucky Texan |
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750
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DVD: 4 B/W Sci-Fi Classics: This Is Not a Test; Killers From Space; Wasp Woman; Unknown World (330 minutes of B-movie delight)
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DVD: The Man Who Knew Too Much | HMO |
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DVD: You Bet Your Life - Best of Groucho (Prize has been claimed.) |
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750
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DVD: Hercules
2 Films on one DVD: Hercules and the Princess of Troy & Hercules Against the Mongols |
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800
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Zippered Canvas CD Case (photos show item closed/open)
(Prize has been claimed.) |
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800
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Green Giant "Little Green Sprout" Plastic Doll (approximately 7" tall)
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800
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Birds of North America & Hawaii Interactive Multimedia Birding Software (ask HMO for more details)
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1000 each
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Various 1988 Seoul and Calgary Olympic Keychains (If you are interested we will furnish more info/photo so you can see one in particular. These were bought by me in Seoul, Korea during the 1988 games...they were never used but some may have minor scratches.)
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Various 1988 Seoul and Calgary Olympic Keychains (If you are interested we will furnish more info/photo so you can see one in particular. These were bought by me in Seoul, Korea during the 1988 games...they were never used but some may have minor scratches.) | HMO |
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1000
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Ceramic Christmas Motif Tealight Holder w/Ladle by Sage County Mercantile
(approx 6" tall) |
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1000
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Ceramic Christmas Stocking Motif Tealight Holder w/Ladle by Sage County Mercantile
(approx 6 1/2" tall) |
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1000
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Christmas Motif Plate by Sage County Mercantile
(approx 8" diameter) |
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Space left blank intentionally |
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1000
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Barbie Magic Genie Bottle Game: CD ROM Computer Game for Windows w/Serial Port
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1000
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Glass Cat w/Lighted Base (not shown)
(approx 4" tall) (can be laid flat like a paperweight or stand up as shown) |
David Winger of David's Gift World
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1100
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ATV Offroad Fury 2 Video Game for PlayStation 2
(Opened But Never Played) |
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1100
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Roccaforte Amps T-shirt in Black
(front shown...back shown in white t-shirt photo below) (Adult L and XL available) |
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1100
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Roccaforte Amps T-shirt in White
(back shown...front shown in black t-shirt photo above) (Adult M available) |
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1300
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Slippers from the "Inn at Biltmore Estate" (terry cloth with gold embroidery - approximately 11" long) |
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1400
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MagneTowel
(16" x 27" - 100% cotton) |
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1500
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Asylum Street Spankers "Spanker Madness" CD
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1500
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Asylum Street Spankers "My Favorite Record" CD
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1600
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Velvet Touch Collection "Blizzard" Snowman
(approx 12" tall) (Scarf is different than one shown in photo) |
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1700
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Etched Glass Piano w/Lighted Base (not shown)
(approx 4" tall) |
David Winger of David's Gift World
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1700
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Wine glass baubles/coasters by "Tie One On"
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1700
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Fiesta Brand Stuffed Sea Otter
(approx 13" tall - not counting tail) (Rock behind otter not included) |
David Winger of David's Gift World
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1900
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The Cuddle Factory Brand Sea Otter
(approx 12" tall - not including tail) |
David Winger of David's Gift World
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2400
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Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch (photo is different from actual one...logo instead is that of a kangaroo and wording states "Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum" ...also does not include label or pen)
(approx 4 1/2" high) |
Donated by archerjoe@hotmail.com
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2800
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Personally Autographed "Stage One" Limited Signature Edition CD from "The Fixx"
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2800
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Teledyne Water Pik Misting Massage Showerhead (7 Settings)
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3000
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Tiki Face Tissue Holder by Rotary Hero, Inc.
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Generously Donated by an Anonymous HMO Player
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3000
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Strange Painted Metal Tile "Artwork" (yes, that is what can only be described as corrugated cardboard backing it is glued on to - which is glued on to a foam posterboard for added strength - and yes, it is this "expensive" because it is so - um - extremely "unique") Signed by B. Culp (overall dimensions 12"x12")
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RA points must be redeemed for prizes by the end of the RA year...which means you must use them by 31 Decmber 2009 or you will lose them all. All totals will be zeroed out come 1 January 2010. Please bear in mind that prizes are limited and they are on a first come, first served basis. Please also note that I do mail out all prizes...but usually I wait until I have a few to go out, then I mail them all at the same time...so, prizes might take a little while to get to you (especially if you were on the "just sent a batch out" side of it)...the wait may be as little as a few days or as long as a couple months. I also send an email notification to you when I've sent your prize out, so you can be "on the lookout" for it.
To redeem prizes, please send an email to feedback@humormeonline.com stating which prize you wish to buy, how many Rat's Asses the prize "costs", and your name and address. Please put "Prize Claim" in the subject line. We will contact you to verify you did indeed send the request and confirm that the prize is still available. Please realize that HMO is not responsible for mislabled, lost, undelivered, etc., email. If you do not receive a confirmation email from us in a couple days please resend your email.