(13 Jun 10)
Everyone chosen, below, gets double the Rat's Asses...because I can.
The winner: email@example.com is the winner this time around.
Please Note: Due to production and materials issues, Stu will not be sending prints as prizes anymore. We’ll let you know when/if we start offering prizes again.
"I know, at first, the thought of eating a member of one's own species can sound offputting. But, before you judge, let me say one word: 'chocolate'." (DLiver420@gmail.com)
"My parents say I cant hang out with 7 legged ants." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"It's Joan Collins! RUN!" (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)
"I'm taking a walk. I feel kind of antsy." (email@example.com)
"How the hell was I to know that she was 'your' aunt?!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Whaddya mean, move that rubber tree plant? Everyone knows an ant can't move a rubber tree plant!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
"I want to hold your hand...hand...hand...hand...hand...hand." (Pootybrew@goosemose.com)
"The picnic? Oh, it was nice...until it was invaded by humans!" (email@example.com)
"I'm really tired of being stepped on all my life!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Is that a seventh leg or are you just happy to see me?" (email@example.com)
"I'm feeling old. I guess I'm over the anthill." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Have sex once and give birth a million times? Hell, no! YOU be the Queen!" (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)
"Is it MY fault your abdomen looks big in that...we don't HAVE asses!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)
"Can I just have a feeler?" (email@example.com)
"I've been a worker all my life. Now I'm retiring to the farm." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Come quickly! Our mound has been topped by the mower again!" (email@example.com)
The next cartoon:
Please type the email address you would like credit to be given to in parenthesis after your entry...for example: My entry blah blah. (John@Doe.com)
Please send multiple entries individually.
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